Strip № 5 ·
The Apology Comes Pre-Installed.
Donald unveils a giant AI data shed beside a duck neighborhood and offers reassurance cards before the utility questions stop.
Satire: Political satire based on public reporting. Dialogue attributed to Donald is invented.

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- President Trump's Ratepayer Protection Pledge Secures American AI Dominance, Protects Consumers — The White House · 2026-07-23
- President Trump Makes an Announcement on the Ratepayer Protection Pledge — The White House · 2026-07-23
- Trump expands a voluntary pledge to protect consumers from high utility bills from AI data centers — Associated Press · 2026-07-23